Once again, I present Lost
Consonants, a word game, where a consonant is omitted from a sentence to
give it humor. In the sentences below, see if you can figure out which letter
is omitted. The answers are in the comments below.
1. The devil sometimes goes by the name of Deon.
2. To a raven, three's a crow.
3. The bartender's advice was just gin and bear it.
4. The Russian athletes sought political asylum after
crossing the finish line.
5. The monk confined himself to read and utter in a cell.
6. Fork and Knife agreed to meet soon.
7. The judge considered Houdini fit to be tied at
court.
8. Zorro was very cunning with his wordplay.
9. You're a sigh for sore eyes!
10. The passengers refused to leave the airport without a
fight.
11. The ogre had to pay a toll to cross the bridge.
12. When the breeding season ended, the herons parted ways
without any egrets.
13. The best man took a joyful ride in the
limousine.
14. Being an adolescent suits her to a tee.
15. The preacher accused vampires of being immoral.
16. The firefighter was suspended for hosing
around the station.
17. That chef stole my recipes! He's nothing
but a cook!
18. The curious knight took a lance around
the jousting competition.
19. Ice to meet you, greeted the eskimo.
20. Okey dokey, said the mule to the burro.
21. At the aquarium, I accidentally fell
head over eels!
22. The crabby vigilante took the law into
his own hands.
23. The boarish actor wanted to steal the sow.