Limericks

A Limerick is a traditional Irish poem. It has five rhythmic lines. The first, second and fifth lines rhyme, as well as the third and fourth. For example:

There once was a man from Peru,
Who dreamed of eating his shoe,
he awoke with a fright,
in the middle of the night,
and found that his dream had come true!

Now try writing one yourself, using these models below.
Model A:
There once was a ______________ from __________________.
All the while s/he hoped _______________________________.
So s/he _______________________________.
And _________________________________.
That ___________________ from ___________________.

Model B:
I once met a _________________ from ___________________.
Every day s/he _______________________________________.
But whenever s/he ______________________.
The _________________________________.
That strange ___________________ from ___________________.

You can write your limericks in the comments below.